I’ve been very, very bad.
I ordered cable. I’ve been burning out on a lot of fronts in my life, despite really enjoying how it’s all going. I copped out and ordered cable. Last night, what a wonderful thing: I was surfing channels and happened upon a very arousing sex scene in a Latin movie.
And this was what I was missing: Spontaneous masturbation. Gotta love the cable.
The Cunt needs your questions. Comment with a question or email me a question, but either way, bring it on.
(Oh, and no, I’m not really into spanking. It amuses me, but hey.)
i’m thinking her ass looks pained
y’know, one person’s pain is another’s pleasure, or so i’m told. 🙂
The Joys of Spontaneous Mastubation. That could be the title of a book describing some of my best weekends.
Hmm, any ideas for naughty costumes for upcoming adult Halloween parties? …heh, I love college…
A question inspired by your steamy late-night cable viewing.
What is your take on watching sexy movies, or porn (hardcore or not) with a parter?
I for one enjoy the idea of watching porn with my husband, and both of us getting off on it, but most porn is so ridiculous I’m afraid I would end up just laughing, or looking at him as if to say ‘you are not doing THAT to me’!!
Any tips? recommendations? I know you point of view is always valuable.
SWCG, my two cents is that porn on cable is often laughably BAD but there is more “artsy”, erotic porn to be found. My sister loaned me Island Fever 3, and the women were beautiful, and sexy, the island/water setting was gorgeous, and the whole thing was so well made, I even enjoyed watching the girl on girl stuff, which surprised me. (Woooooh!)
And I say that if it works for both of you, great, but if one is offended (as I know my uber-conservative husband would be), then it’s something you can do by and for yourself, privately and you have every right to do so
-Anonymous C
Does that spanking dude look like Keanu Reeves?
jr — heh. yeah. i think most of us relate.
anonymous — too late to be of help, i’m afraid. i don’t do naughty halloween costumes. more into the stupid shit. went in a pink sheet once and tied a converse sneaker to my head: gum on the bottom of a shoe. self-esteem statement? yeah, likely, at the time.
saltwater — try the recommendation above. i’ll repost a thing i wrote on porn for nyhotties.com sometime called ‘i don’t wanna be your dog.’ i’ll probably write something about it some other time, too.
anon — exactamundo. nice comment.
aroused — you know, i think he looks more like Clive Owen from pre-Croupier days. but then, i’d rather be spanked by Clive than Keanu, so maybe it’s Freudian.
I’ve been watching porn since i was about 11, internet, cable, video’s, mag’s, illegal sttelite 24 hour porn channels [12 in all] and i’ve actually written my own porn to boot. I consider myself a bit of a connoisseur. So my question goes out to all.
What part of porn is the greater turn on?
the answers i usually get are usually a split between the visual, and the sound. personally I prefer to let my imagination Take over, after the scene is established. [i’m dissapointed less that way]
open to any and all takes.