It seems I always have something on the tip of my tongue.
The Cunting Poll v2.0
In honour of masturbation:
What is the sexiest thing you have ever, ever witnessed?
6 thoughts on “The Cunting Poll v2.0”
Rachel - Wicked Ink
Witnessed – Experienced.
A good male friend was visiting overnight from out of town, and our relationship was such that we are pretty open with each other. We got ready for bed, into pj’s and I was doing a little grooming, rubbing footlotion on my feet. He rubbed the sole of his foot against mine to take some of the lotion. You forget how sensitive the bottoms of your feet are.
scribe called steff
A female reader of mine sent me this story a while back, which I was going to use in a posting in the not too distant future, and just emailed me this morning to say that this was her “sexiest thing” ever, so I said I’d share it with you crazy folk:
after a marathon sex session from 1:30am – til 5am, (in his bedroom we had lit some candles, turned off the lights, strategically placed some mirrors, and watched our shadows dance along the walls)… we finished with him on top of me, working like there was no tomorrow… sweat was just pouring off us.. I’m not joking.. literally dripping from his forehead onto my chest… it was like he ran the Boston Marathon! Since we were being sexually active without a condom (and I don’t trust my pill very much), it was the usual tradition for him to cum on my body somewhere (sidenote: I do avoid facials as well). Well, he came all of my stomach… here’s the best part: he crouched low between my legs, and licked all the way from my clit ring, over my hips, around my belly button, his tongue scooping his own cum, over my chest, and it mixed with our sweat… up to my mouth and gave me the hardest open mouth kiss! I could tast his cum, my sweat, his sweat… and his eyes just flickered with this mischevious glint – and though *I had never experienced a guy doing that*.. the whole act almost made me orgasm again right then and there…
RACHEL: Yeah, we forget the little things can be pretty hot. Very, really.
scribe called steff
(Sorry about the formatting up there. Stupid email…)
Okay, my turn:
Sexiest thing I’ve ever done, was sex in a public park, by a river, in torrential rains on a November night. We laid on my old “trenchcoat,” under a huge old tree, mud under us. It was cold, wet, miserable, and some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had. Hell, dirtiest thing I’ve ever done, too.
Some folks might frown on public sex, but it teaches you to really, really let go and be in the moment. But you can bet at after 12 on a shitty torrential rain night by an out-of-the-way river, there just ain’t no public to be found. You might as well be in your bed. But cleaning up mud’s harder in the bedroom. 😉
Sexiest thing I’ve ever seen: Just a kiss. A woman was smoothing some hair away from her boyfriend’s eyes, in a sidestreet, in the rain, and something kinda snapped in him and he was sucked in — grabbed her two hands and pinned them behind her back/by her butt, pressed her against the old brick wall of a long-time corner store, and leaned in for a deep, passionate, but tender kiss that seemed to go on forever. She melted against the wall during the kiss. I’ve just never seen a kiss like that in the movies, or in real life, never. I’ve had a couple great kisses, but I’m waiting for the guy that melts me like that.
I think, though, that I might be waiting awhile. That was a sight I’ve yet to forget. Wow. And all it was, was just a kiss.
figleaf
I think maybe the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen was one of the rare, rare times I’ve had more than half a glass of wine, and my partner had had several, and we somehow wound up in the bathtub with just candles for light, and she’d been lying on her belly in the water while I caressed her naughty bits, and she suddenly rose up on her knees with her arms at the edge of the tub. The glimmer of candlelight accenting the curves of her wet back and ass and thighs, with bubbles streaming over her skin, and the look of half-lidded, half-drunk lust in her eyes as she looked appraisingly/invitingly at me was just… riviting!
Another was when I’d gotten a new, giant, overstuffed chair and somehow we wound up with me mostly dressed and her completely naked in my lap, her back arched against my chest and her legs wide and me deep inside her. The view of her body over her shoulder, my hands on her breasts and thighs and pussy while she undulated like a mink. Woo-hoo!
I think the sexiest thing I’ve ever witnessed but not participated in was watching a neighbor’s daughter, home from college, undress, draw a bath, and trim her pubic hair with a big old-fashioned hair clipper in the house across from me while I was sitting in my own bedroom talking on the phone. It wasn’t exactly voyeurism in the classic sense though she was attractive. It was just so cool watching someone being casually herself, getting *ready* to be sexy for herself or someone else.
Good question. Thanks!
figleaf
mhorts
A few years back, I was living in a ground floor apartment and my wife, some friends, and I were sitting on the patio talking. My friends and my wife were sitting on a bench across from me and they were facing our apartment. I looked up at some point at the upstairs apartment across the way and, through the sliding glass door, I could see my neighbors having sex. Because of the angle, I couldn’t see much. It was obvious that they were spooning and they were facing the slider. I could only see her head and his chest and head. The sexiest part was when I saw her rubbing his chest very slowly and gently. That simple rub had so much lust in it that I can barely describe it.
I didn’t want my wife and friends to know I was watching this, so I could only steal glances, but this sight has always stuck with me.
My sexiest experience hasn’t happened yet. 😉
Goose and Gander
Once I was dating this guy who lived in a big house with a bunch of other punk kids. One, a girl, was sleeping with one of the other guy roommates. I came over one day to see the girl in the bathroom getting her lip pierced by her lover and he could see me watching if he looked in the mirror and I could see him see me watching. I remember thinking about how sexy that was. Goose
Witnessed – Experienced.
A good male friend was visiting overnight from out of town, and our relationship was such that we are pretty open with each other. We got ready for bed, into pj’s and I was doing a little grooming, rubbing footlotion on my feet. He rubbed the sole of his foot against mine to take some of the lotion. You forget how sensitive the bottoms of your feet are.
A female reader of mine sent me this story a while back, which I was going to use in a posting in the not too distant future, and just emailed me this morning to say that this was her “sexiest thing” ever, so I said I’d share it with you crazy folk:
after a marathon sex session from 1:30am – til 5am, (in his bedroom we
had lit some candles, turned off the lights, strategically placed some
mirrors, and watched our shadows dance along the walls)… we finished with
him on top of me, working like there was no tomorrow… sweat was just
pouring off us.. I’m not joking.. literally dripping from his forehead onto
my chest… it was like he ran the Boston Marathon! Since we were being
sexually active without a condom (and I don’t trust my pill very much), it
was the usual tradition for him to cum on my body somewhere (sidenote: I do
avoid facials as well). Well, he came all of my stomach… here’s the best
part: he crouched low between my legs, and licked all the way from my clit
ring, over my hips, around my belly button, his tongue scooping his own cum,
over my chest, and it mixed with our sweat… up to my mouth and gave me the
hardest open mouth kiss! I could tast his cum, my sweat, his sweat… and
his eyes just flickered with this mischevious glint – and though *I had
never experienced a guy doing that*.. the whole act almost made me orgasm
again right then and there…
RACHEL:
Yeah, we forget the little things can be pretty hot. Very, really.
(Sorry about the formatting up there. Stupid email…)
Okay, my turn:
Sexiest thing I’ve ever done, was sex in a public park, by a river, in torrential rains on a November night. We laid on my old “trenchcoat,” under a huge old tree, mud under us. It was cold, wet, miserable, and some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had. Hell, dirtiest thing I’ve ever done, too.
Some folks might frown on public sex, but it teaches you to really, really let go and be in the moment. But you can bet at after 12 on a shitty torrential rain night by an out-of-the-way river, there just ain’t no public to be found. You might as well be in your bed. But cleaning up mud’s harder in the bedroom. 😉
Sexiest thing I’ve ever seen: Just a kiss. A woman was smoothing some hair away from her boyfriend’s eyes, in a sidestreet, in the rain, and something kinda snapped in him and he was sucked in — grabbed her two hands and pinned them behind her back/by her butt, pressed her against the old brick wall of a long-time corner store, and leaned in for a deep, passionate, but tender kiss that seemed to go on forever. She melted against the wall during the kiss. I’ve just never seen a kiss like that in the movies, or in real life, never. I’ve had a couple great kisses, but I’m waiting for the guy that melts me like that.
I think, though, that I might be waiting awhile. That was a sight I’ve yet to forget. Wow. And all it was, was just a kiss.
I think maybe the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen was one of the rare, rare times I’ve had more than half a glass of wine, and my partner had had several, and we somehow wound up in the bathtub with just candles for light, and she’d been lying on her belly in the water while I caressed her naughty bits, and she suddenly rose up on her knees with her arms at the edge of the tub. The glimmer of candlelight accenting the curves of her wet back and ass and thighs, with bubbles streaming over her skin, and the look of half-lidded, half-drunk lust in her eyes as she looked appraisingly/invitingly at me was just… riviting!
Another was when I’d gotten a new, giant, overstuffed chair and somehow we wound up with me mostly dressed and her completely naked in my lap, her back arched against my chest and her legs wide and me deep inside her. The view of her body over her shoulder, my hands on her breasts and thighs and pussy while she undulated like a mink. Woo-hoo!
I think the sexiest thing I’ve ever witnessed but not participated in was watching a neighbor’s daughter, home from college, undress, draw a bath, and trim her pubic hair with a big old-fashioned hair clipper in the house across from me while I was sitting in my own bedroom talking on the phone. It wasn’t exactly voyeurism in the classic sense though she was attractive. It was just so cool watching someone being casually herself, getting *ready* to be sexy for herself or someone else.
Good question. Thanks!
figleaf
A few years back, I was living in a ground floor apartment and my wife, some friends, and I were sitting on the patio talking. My friends and my wife were sitting on a bench across from me and they were facing our apartment. I looked up at some point at the upstairs apartment across the way and, through the sliding glass door, I could see my neighbors having sex. Because of the angle, I couldn’t see much. It was obvious that they were spooning and they were facing the slider. I could only see her head and his chest and head. The sexiest part was when I saw her rubbing his chest very slowly and gently. That simple rub had so much lust in it that I can barely describe it.
I didn’t want my wife and friends to know I was watching this, so I could only steal glances, but this sight has always stuck with me.
My sexiest experience hasn’t happened yet. 😉
Once I was dating this guy who lived in a big house with a bunch of other punk kids. One, a girl, was sleeping with one of the other guy roommates. I came over one day to see the girl in the bathroom getting her lip pierced by her lover and he could see me watching if he looked in the mirror and I could see him see me watching. I remember thinking about how sexy that was.
Goose