I was showering after some housework (somethin’ nice about gettin’ real clean after being dirty) and thinking. I wrote a rant a bit ago on beauty products, and mentioned I use Aveeno baby shampoo and sugar to exfoliate. I just finished doing that, kinda all over, since I have a date later, and I realized I have this habit of always licking my lips after I do this on my face. See, the sugar leaves me tasting sweet.

Me, I like knowing I’m literally delicious. Wouldn’t you? So, I scrub with sugar, then use Kama Sutra’s Honey Dust to finish it off after I apply a little natural scented almond oil. Hey, it’s good to be yummy. You too can be your very own food group. Never underestimate the appeal of familiar flavours. (This works for guys, too, so take note. Be yummy!)

*Web stats rock: Someone just found me by searching for “masturbation with teddy bears.” Who knew? If that was you, can you email me why you’re looking? Kink? Tell me about it.

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  1. scribe called steff

    The date’s later tonight, so don’t hold your breath. We’ll see what happens.

    I’ve had favourable reports on my skin before, though, and never use chemical-type scents or anything as a result. I keep my products pretty natural and harmless, and the Honey Dust has long been a yumminess staple… I highly recommend it.

    (Corn starch and honey, great in warm temps — absorbs sweat but sweetens your skin and keeps you smelling nice at the same time.)

    Oh, and the feather duster in the Honey Dust is a great thing to play with during blindfolding and bondage and massages… over nipples and balls and other fun things. I love useful things. It gets use.

  2. scribe called steff

    No, no, I KNOW about plushies, a little too much about plushies — I just don’t know about masturbating with teddy bears, that’s all.

    Plushies are with mascots and costumes. I’m talking, like, Gund. πŸ™‚

  3. Wags

    Actually I think Furries are people who dress up in costumes, and Plushies (plushophiles?) are ones who are aroused by stuffed animals.

    (Oh, the wierd things you find out when you build ad serving software and your biggest customers are adult websites.)

  4. scribe called steff

    Ahh, dammit, right, okay, I remember that now.

    See, I just don’t do some of those kinks and if I’m not into it, I’m just flat-out ignorant, but I admit it. πŸ™‚

    I worked on a TV doc about Furries once, and just remember the transvestite running around with a riding crop going, “You like that, don’t you, Mr. Rabbit?!”

    “Oh, Mr. Lion, you’ve been a BAD pussy!”

    Heh. Hilarious, but I could SO never have sex after that. A big bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms and some Pizza Hut, but sex, never. I’d be laughing far too hard.

    But I’d still have an awesome time. πŸ™‚

  5. scribe called steff

    ZGD63 — So, the official answer is yes. This is the first time I’ve combined the sugar & Honey Dust and when my neck got kissed, he looked up astounded and wanted to know what it was.

    The word, I think, he used was “delicious.” Whee. Winning combo.

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