Cock Rings: Not for a Saturday in Guadalajara

In regards to this, I have two words to say: Cock ring.

We finally used one, things were good., and now he’s gone home for a good night’s sleep. We were having issues sleeping together in the beginning, but since then, we’ve problem solved. At first, two blankets, then just one. And then other little things as, it seems, I snore sometimes. Yes, there we go, the dirty truth. I’ve been known to snore. It’s terrible. A light poke in the ribs from him, apparently, and I cease my ode to lumberjacks and chainsaws. I think there’s a subliminal dance we do — he pokes, I shut the fuck up. All good.

Despite all that, we still only sleep about six or seven hours a night, and since he’s still pretty needing of sleep, we’ve finally reached a concensus that he going home to get a good night’s sleep means more likelihood of actual dirty s-e-x unfolding, and since we’re both big fans of the dirty s-e-x and even have desires to toy with the filthy s-e-x or the unmentionable s-e-x, I think we’re both in favour of the boy getting some rest.

But, hey, I think we may decide on afternoon delights later today, in 12 or so hours, since I’m heading over. Daytime sex is always fun, especially when you think of all the dumb things the people in the hood are doing — shopping, mowing lawns, fixing the sink — while you’re getting laid. Fun!

Anyhow, cock rings? Get one. Use it. Even if you’re one of these “but I last and last and last” braggarts. One day, you’ll be sick, or tired, or injured, and you’ll want to fuck like a bunny, but your (or your man’s) cock will disagree.

Enter: Cock ring. Trap that blood, enjoy that ride, and send me a postcard.

(I’ve always been a big fan of the “The weather is here, wish you were beautiful” card, myself.)

In comments, Haaaaaa has mentioned what I think intimidates a lot of people from getting into cock rings — what one should you buy? Above is the photo of the one I have, the Lasso. It’s a great introduction to cock rings ‘cos it’s adjustable for any sized guy, and is easy to get on and off. The intimidation factor is nil. Apparently metal ones give you more restraint, but they’re not recommended for neophytes (newbies). Another really awesome benefit of the cock ring is, if you’re still using condoms in your relationship, you can firmly attach your cock ring over the condom to prevent the condom from coming off, or just slippage. Get one. You’ll love it. Every now and then, it should come out to play.