Aw, Now, Just Stop Wit' Yer Kiddin'

Seems the cosmos is just toying with me. Batting me about like its little chew toy. And we are amused.

Found my iPOD. Where? This is weird. Inside a pair of shoes I never wear. So, if I never wear ’em how do I find it in ’em? Well, seeking my ugly eaten-by-bog-way-back-when sneakers for confronting a Definitely Muddy Westcoast Snow Day, I tossed the other pair aside and my iPOD catches my eye with a glint of light refliecting off of it.* Tucked oh-so-snugly into the toe of the shoe. What the fuck? Weird!

You cannot imagine my happy dance. I giggled and snickered and fell over on the floor and got up and happy danced and ran and stuck it on the charger. My first thought? “And I was so looking forward to an 80gig one.” Ha! But I love my mangled, thrashed first-generation iPOD mini. And I’m as content as hell to settle for it for a while longer. Sometimes size doesn’t count.

*My best CSI guess of it all is, I had my iPOD in my backpack after a day for the gym (this part I know) and chucked it in the closet. iPOD must’ve fallen out and slipped perfectly into the toe of this shoe. And it conveniently somehow became unplugged from the headphones so that no cord would lead me to my beloved green machine. Insert Twilight Zone theme here. COOL.

4 thoughts on “Aw, Now, Just Stop Wit' Yer Kiddin'

  1. naughtymgn

    I know your pain.. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve lost or misplaced my ipod shuffle.. I’ve just upgraded to a nano… here’s hoping I can not lose this one.. it’s like losing an arm to me.

  2. a

    I think that January is a tough month for most people, there’s simply not enough light to ofset the damn cold.

    As for “fighting the fatosphere”, you should look into reading “French Women Don’t Get Fat”. It’s a great read. I know that you are working seriously on your quest to shed some weight, and you have my full support…from Manitoba.

    re: the humidity. Yeah, I know how humidity makes the weather much colder/hotter. I was in southern ontario for a year. I’m much happier dealing with the mind-numbing cold, and wind, as long as i have lots of sunshine during the day đŸ˜‰

  3. myself

    Oh lord, I’m always misplacing my Nano, seriously thing should be on a string around my neck!

    Yay on finding it!

  4. Haaaaaaa

    Your logical explanation for this doesn’t fly. The only explanation for your iPod being in that sneaker is that a ghost did it. Ghosts do this shit all the time. It really pisses me off too! I lost my cock ring and I know, just know that some fucking ghost is laughing his or ass off when I’m trying to have sex without it. Bastards!

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