My Clitoris & I Wrote My Toilet Paper Manufacturer

Dear Toilet Paper Manufacturer:

You lied.

You said your paper was soft and pure. It is, you claim, a “premium” paper.

Sadly, my clitoris disagrees.

I don’t know if you realize, but girl parts are sensitive. Nice soft fleshy bits, hypersensitive to touch and even sensation? Very?

My clitoris feels your product isn’t premium. That it, in fact, is cheap-ass. And scratchy. And turning Clitty into a very cranky, and raw, little thing. Poor Clitty.

At this point I would deem your product falls under FAIL. And I, too, fail for buying 36 rolls. And my clit fails for being an innocent bystander.

All I can now say is, Toughen up, Clitty. It’s gonna be a long, rough ride.

Thanks for nuthin’, not-so-premium paper company.

Regards,
A Girl and Her Clit