As of today — meaning, before the turkey and gravy and decadence and having family stay with me and all that — I have lost 60 pounds. 60!
I had to squint. See, I use this 1950s scale that was my mom’s and my grandma’s before her. Don’t knock it, it’s as accurate as the doctor’s office. You go spend your $90 on your digital thingie with its bells and whistles and bullshit, I’m fine with this guy.
‘Cos I’ve lost 60 pounds! YAY! From 275 down to 215. :)
Bring on 2009, ‘cos I’m gonna kick its ass too! YEAH, BABY.