Whatchoo Want, Willis?

So, good people of Bloggerville, we the bosses of this here “Smutty” ward want to know just what wingdings I should install on this blog by tomorrow afternoon?

Like, “share” and “tweet” buttons, obviously. I’m gonna be so 2007 in no time at all. But what else, man? What else should I put here to make your experience so much more sparkly than it is now?

SPEAK! I have help arriving at high noon for eggs and blog updating. In that order. There’s bacon, too. No, you can’t come. But I love you. Now speak. :D