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Category Archives: Advice
I asked someone for help this week, and the most delightful thing happened. They said “No.” *blink* Yes, you read that right. They declined. Took the high road. Waved me off. Said hasta la not bloody likely. Oh, yes, they did. And it was w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l. A nice little note: “Life’s overwhelming. You’re great, I’d love to [...]
I’ve been remiss in mentioning a book the publishers Rodale sent to me at the end of the summer. I usually turn down offers of free products because I hate feeling obligated when it comes to writing reviews afterward, but when the rep told me what Debby Herbenick’s book, Because it Feels Good: A Woman’s [...]
THIS POSTING’S DEDICATED TO ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY’RE STUCK BEING FAT. It’s not all hand-holding and gentle. I cut through the bullshit. You want your reality check? Start here. Oh, and I’m not selling a fuckin’ thing. I’m just trying to help you do what I’ve done, because it’s WORTH it. I get a lot of [...]
I had a private chat with chick on Twitter recently, and we spoke of men who’ve made rather over-the-top “requests” before first meetings with us. Well, with her. I’ve never actually followed through with plans with any of those guys. But that’s how I roll. My Spidey senses are on the job 24/7. I’ve been “dating” for [...]
It’s the weeks where we feel beaten down before Monday begins that are the hardest to face, eh? This morning’s rife with the turmoil of a good Pacific storm. A lot of wind and rain. As is usually the case, a good windstorm means a blue sky’s on its heels. I literally see both from my [...]
I’m giving a few people a stay of execution on Twitter. Soon, the unfollows will commence, as I seek to find new folks to fill my ADHD hours with. Who’s in danger of getting the axe? Anyone who keeps whining. See, I’ll bitch. Bitching’s good. I encourage rants and bitching. I even encourage being argumentative and [...]