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Category Archives: Being single
I get a lot of pressure to go to events sometimes. I usually don’t go, in the end. Sometimes I’m just burnt-out. I get that a lot. Being a genius is hard work. All those thinky-thinky hours, whew! Or maybe it’s just the ADHD, the five-years-straight of working like a fucking dog, or only having one [...]
At the tender young age of 36, I find myself having to learn infinite new things because of the ways in which I’ve changed myself over the last two years, after a lifetime spent insecure, unhealthy, and fat. One of those things I’m gonna have to learn now? Flirting. Truth be told, I’m a pretty terrible [...]
Sex, even mere hanky-panky, is a workout. All that squirming and groping and thrusting makes your whole body (if you’re doing it right) tense and flex. Maybe even throb a little. Injuries can happen in sex. Hell, people die shagging when their hearts give out. From orgasm to aneurysm, just like that.
Fear is not my friend. I don’t care what the bookstore’s self-help section says. Fear is a bitch. A mean, driven bitch. I am not a fan of fear. I bought that book. Twice. Feel The Fear and Do It Anyways. Sometimes I do it anyways. But I always feel the fear. Ever-present, always-niggling fear. Fortunately [...]
I’m at my breaking point, I suspect. My resolve isn’t very resolved anymore. I have this incredibly awesome gift most people would KILL for. When I’m not sexually involved, I can flip my libido off like a lightswitch. It’s why I’m so content to not date. Because dating just toys with my resolve. Once I’m [...]
It’s a full moon tonight and I had a bit of a full moon today. A face from the past came ’round. Leaves me with some heavy thinking to do. When the past comes back, it’s for one of two reasons. To either teach you not to go there. Or to prompt you to go there. I [...]