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Category Archives: dysfunction
Yesterday, I made rather not-so-subtle reference to the fact that I finally got laid last weekend in this posting. I wasn’t going to say anything, really, because I was decidedly underwhelmed by the experience. But then, you know, I thought, “It’s for the greater good! People must know!” So, without getting into detail here, let’s [...]
Also posted in Best of Steff, casual sex, Dating, Humour, Journalling, Sex, Specifically Steff, Steff Rants Tagged bad lovers, bad sex, shoulda said no, what not to do 7 Comments
There’s a scene in The Tailor of Panama in which Pierce Brosnan, as Andy Osnard, a British spy reassigned to Panama, is shown his new office for the first time by his hot but too tense new colleague. He wanders to a safe in the wall above his new desk and starts trying to crack [...]
As you may or may not know, I’ve been trying to change / suppress my menstrual cycle through the use of prolonged exposure to the Pill. Unfortunately, it’s not going as well as I would have hoped. For those who haven’t been exposed to what “period suppression” entails, it’s basically the choice to use birth control [...]
Also posted in Being me, Current Events, Depression, fitness, Hygiene & Health, Journalling, keeping it real, Modern Feminism, PMS, Psychology & Moods, Self-Love & Self-Esteem, sexuality, Specifically Steff, Steff Rants Tagged being female, bleeding, estrogen, hormones, issues, period, period suppression, PMS, prolonged bleeding, unusual periods 12 Comments
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