About Steff
This is my interstellar craft of truth and wit. Buckle up. If you want celebrity gossip, this is not the blog for you. If you want comfortable postings that’ll fill you with happy fuzzy thoughts about the world at large, or self-help guru shit, this is not the blog for you.
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Category Archives: Food & Recipes
I love making great breakfasts for lovers, but really relish making them for myself. Life’s too short to only use your A-game for others, so this has become something I’ve really come to love making for lil’ ol’ deserving me. Because I’ve sometimes lived a sheltered life, breakfast-wise, I somehow never had my first frittata [...]
Also posted in Best of Steff Tagged breakfast for two, caramelized onions, chorizo, easy gourmet, eggs, frittata, goat's cheese, recipe, red peppers Leave a comment
Aug
17
2008
Sex & Food: Together Again?
I’m a foodie. Yes, I am. And I got to tell ya, he prospect of regular sex has begun to loom, and this excites me considerably. Sets me all a-flutter, truth be told. But, you know, for all those strenuous hours of fun that potentially loom, one requires fuel. Enter food. So I’m not sure what excites [...]
Also posted in Best of Steff, Dating, Foreplay & Arousing, Journalling, Lust & Longing, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Sex, Specifically Steff Tagged cooking with lovers, food, foodie, foreplay, sensualism, Sex, teasing, using food in sex 6 Comments
I’m sorry. The minute I find out a guy doesn’t like meat, or worse, is a vegetarian, my sex drive just goes out the fucking window. I don’t know what it is. I know, I’m so backwater hick, right? I apologize to all vegetarians. It’s not you, it’s me. I need me a man who’s gonna tear [...]
May
08
2006
White sheets? Why, for god’s sake?
Now, admit it, this picture’s hot. I don’t care who ya are, boy or girl, this is hot. If the sheets were any other colour, would it be as hot? Probably not. If you take a look around, almost every gorgeous erotic shot you see featuring sheets, they’re white. There’s something about white sheets — simplicity, [...]
Also posted in Bondage, Dating, Foreplay & Arousing, Humour, Kink, Romance, Sex, Sex Toys & Aids, Women's Department, relationships, sexuality Tagged bedding, being naughty, Bondage, caramel, chocolate, dirty sex, filthy, laundry, more sex, Sex, sheets, sullied, white sheets 11 Comments
Had a long, doting visit with The Guy at the hospital. I’m good like that. 3–4 months of being on crutches, with limited mobility?Surgery to install a metal plate with four screws, at least? Bah. What to bring someone in the hospital, especially a romantic foodie someone? Strawberries chopped into smaller bits, marinated in only [...]
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