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Category Archives: Laws
A six-year-old has been suspended for singing the words an LMFAO song: “I’m sexy and I know it.” The school board thinks he should’ve known better. You know what the six-year-old knows? That these people look like they’re having a LOT of fun when they’re bouncing around singing this song in the video. They’re cool, weird, [...]
Oh, you think that title’s politically incorrect? Well, then, buckle up. I’m kinda pissed after reading the makers of Nutella, that incredibly addictive chocolate-hazelnut spread that pimps out a crepe like nobody’s business [shudder/twitch], are settling a lawsuit with consumers because people actually BELIEVED the commercials. Nutella claimed their meal was part of a nutritional [...]
This riot report business, man, I don’t know. You want to know what it says? Go ask someone who cares. Important facts are pretty simple: Here in Vancouver, we had us a little hockey riot. Everyone made a big deal about it, ‘cos it IS a big deal. We’re civil Canadians, we don’t do that shit. Want [...]
TV star Ryan Dunn is dead because he was a jackass. Oh, sure, people are mourning his death, but not me. I’m mourning his incredible stupidity. You see, he was legally drunk. He had twice the legal limit of booze in his system. Then he went driving at speeds up to 140mph. Tell me: How was [...]
I never thought I’d type these words: I’m with Lord Voldemort. But there you have it. On Twitter, I luckily caught the retweet of this pretty perfect comment of @Lord_Voldemort7’s tirade against the hypocrisy of PEREZ HILTON having the fucking audacity to lead a campaign against bullying, despite it being started by the well-intentioned Dan Savage. [...]
The Canadian government has been keeping its nose out of people’s bedrooms since 1969. Since then, any consenting adults could have any sex they like, provided the participants were of legal age, not dead, and not an animal. Basically. From the Canadian Encyclopedia: From Confederation to 1969, under Canada’s criminal law, homosexuality was punishable by [...]