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Category Archives: Life 101
Jan
04
2012
A Big Thinky Post About Not Thinking
They say these early days in the new year are among the most depressing. Mental, emotional, financial hangovers from the holidays, and even the “bottom of the hill looking up” perspective of the year to come — tons of factors affect our moody new year days. This morning, it’s nearly 8:30 and should be lighter than [...]
Nov
30
2011
So, Uh, About That Tree…
Yeah, okay, guilty. I’m that asshole who put her tree up on November 29th and made you feel like a totally unorganized idiot, or like I’m part of the conspiracy to make Christmas encroach further into our lives. But I say NAY. NAY, it is not encroaching! I don’t know when it started, but for a [...]
I am NOT keen about this. Let’s say THAT right now. Shortly: Round two of IMS. That’s intramuscular stimulation. Which is, you know, a fancy way of saying STICKING NEEDLES INTO THE SUCKIEST PART OF YOUR SUCKIEST MUSCLES and wriggling it around until a contraction is forced. BOOM, muscle tension be gone. Know that saying “No pain, no [...]
Sep
20
2011
Righting the Wrongs at Casa de Steff
Hi there, readers. I’m just popping in for a boo. How are y’all? It’s been a slog of a few weeks. I just haven’t been sleeping well. I’m the postergirl for cunty-when-sleep-deprived. Creatively, I evaporate. My life becomes a little chaotic on all fronts, and my writing has nothing to show for all the frenetic energy [...]
Also posted in Being me, Journalling, Specifically Steff Tagged keeping it simple, organizing, purging 1 Comment
It’s late on a Friday night and far into a “high-value” wine. I was told I can’t call it “cheap,” by some industry guy. Unbeknownst to him, there’s an onslaught of the public whose heart races and mouth salivates when they hear the three magical words: Good Cheap Wine. But, no, the dude with the multimillion-dollar [...]
Also posted in General, Humour, Journalling, Specifically Steff 1 Comment
One Month Down, Eleven to Go: The State of the Steff