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Category Archives: Men’s Department
I'm unlikely to ever, ever be interested in the Museum of Sex if it's going to be this misogynistic before I even put foot in the door. I mean, if there was a woman anywhere on this creative team, I'll eat my bra. And it has an underwire!
I am militant now, in my “old” age, about protection during sex. The question is, why isn’t everyone? The images, albeit creepy and disturbing, are some very effective AIDS-awareness posters from France. I thought they illustrated this posting well. A reader named Helen left a great comment today on a posting I think everyone should [...]
I refused to give my “partner” head last weekend. This came as a shock. Having been somewhat drunk on good red wine, I had a good excuse. Truth is, it was an excuse. Somehow, in all my writing, I’ve apparently made it sound like sitting around with a penis in my mouth is about the [...]
You know, this whole recovering-Catholic thing plays so badly with writing any kind of exposés about my own sex life. I feel horribly guilty, like a first-class cunt, for having posted my thingie about my “underwhelming weekend sex” yesterday. But then I got to thinking about it. First, I placed an ad for sex. I made it [...]
some days are clean slates, just waiting for some input, a spark, a suggestion. some days are lazy days of slack, and on such a day, it’s nice to receive a great email from a snazzy reader, especially when it’s something worth spending a little time writing on. if you have something you think i [...]
In Cronenberg’s A History of Violence, we’re given a great beginner’s demonstration of how to perform low-stress, low-prep role playing games. In that scene, Viggo Mortensen’s character is seduced by his wife, who says, “We never got to be teenagers together… I’m going to fix that.” She abandons him in the bedroom for an uncomfortable length [...]