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Category Archives: Questions From Readers
Hi, kids. We haven’t had a catch-up chat for a while, have we? I’d love to have something brilliant to write for you today. Really. I got nothing. So you can leave now if it’s profundity you seek. For you, good lasses and sirs, I offer a serving of vapidity. See, I spent my whole weekend [...]
So, remember the reader who wrote me a couple weeks back to say that her hubby sucked ass at oral, and had for 25 years? Now, a bunch of guys wrote comments, saying, “Well, maybe it’s not all his fault”, but what I’d neglected to say was that we’d exchanged about a half-dozen emails or [...]
I am militant now, in my “old” age, about protection during sex. The question is, why isn’t everyone? The images, albeit creepy and disturbing, are some very effective AIDS-awareness posters from France. I thought they illustrated this posting well. A reader named Helen left a great comment today on a posting I think everyone should [...]
I weighed myself this morning, and I’m officially down FORTY-SEVEN pounds. Whoop, there it went! But… I’m only half-way to my goal of losing 100 pounds. And that’s okay. I promised myself I’d do it slowly and in a sustainable way, and I am. Let’s talk about wanker’s comment again (on this post), which isn’t worth [...]
Despite stupidity rearing its head last night in the form of yet another asshole comment by yet another asshole, and the rise of a would-be stalker, for the time being I’m going to hold off on comment moderation despite my first instinct to start regulating them. Why? Well, for starters, I really love the dialogue [...]
Oh, dear, oh, dear. Ohh. Sigh. So here’s a letter I received today– We’ve been married 25 years, intercourse has always been great. Hubby has never learned to be good with his hands but orally he’s a dunce. I gave up many years ago. I have dropped 60 lbs and my libido went up, so has [...]