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Category Archives: Sex Toy Reviews
Let’s talk sex toys today. Specifically, I’ll be reviewing The Stubby G. First, I want to explain how a few things work for all y’all, since I know sex-blog readers see these reviews all the time, and, personally, I see that 95% of them are positive, so I could understand how review-readers might skeptically dismiss [...]
I’m sorry, but I often really, really hate the name of sex toys. And this is no exception. From Emma’s Passion Garden comes the Dual Rose aka “The Lovely Rose.” Jesus, people. Fire the marketing department, because this toy deserves so much better. Really. Nonetheless, when a guy was recently given the choice of what [...]
My good friends at VibeReview sent me some pretty toys earlier this month, and the one I couldn’t wait to get playing with first was this beautiful toy pictured here. The Gigi Pleasure Object could also have another name: “Your New Best Friend.” This thing is to sex toys what the iPOD is to music. [...]
Is there anything more fun than walking out a postal outlet knowing that, under your arms, is a big-ass box of sex toys, and no one there has a clue? My local postal outlet’s in a 7–11. So there I am, walking out with a box of orgasms under my arm, and everyone else has got [...]
(Fun for everyone! I forgot that I have a few things in my stores I can post, like this review:) You know I’m a fan of voyeurism, but sometimes the best voyeurism is the one where no one even knows what’s going down. An egg, an itty-bitty harmless egg came in my mail lately, and while [...]