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No Fatties: The Ethic of Funny

People urge me to try stand-up comedy. A natural, they call me. A funny girl. And, hey, they’re right. What, it’s wrong I should know I’m funny? I shouldn’t acknowledge it? Right, like I’ve spent my life cracking jokes so I can play the fool now. Jokes are hard. Funny is tough. Humour’s a fine line. I pride [...]
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The Power to Own It

I began a new blog today. There’s an area of my life I don’t feel like writing about here or anywhere else too obviously just yet, so I figure a new blog is a good way to do it. But I don’t want true anonymity, I don’t want to write for just myself, because what I’m going [...]
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The Last Sleep Before the Big Unknown

I want to type. But I can’t. My hand hurts too much. There’s too much more of it to do tomorrow, too. My last day. And I’m going out making some awesome contributions to our future. Because that’s what team players do, until the bitter fucking end. And I don’t make $3 million for 82 [...]
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Social Media: What Not To Do 101

I’ve pissed a few people off on Twitter this morning. Even people I like and have considered buds. It happens. And, no, this isn’t an apology, because I think offense was either a) wrongly taken or b) deserved, depending who’s doing the saying. I ranted about business-types and how keen they are to ladle praise [...]
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The Piano Has Been Drinking*

So too has the blogger. And, boy, has my body decided it’s had enough. I became social again last year, which effectively doubled the amount I’d been drinking. It became far too regular, and had it not been for the drinking, I’d probably have lost more weight instead of just having maintained my numbers for [...]
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Olympic Autopsy

The biggest party in the world shut down a little after 2am Monday morning, as the last revellers in Vancouver staggered out of the downtown core, leaving the wake of their destruction for the hardest-working city clean-up crew ever. The Olympics are gone.* 17 days of madness, medals, and mountains have come to a close, and the [...]
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