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Category Archives: Women’s Department
Isabelle Caro passed away a month ago, but it’s only being reported now. You likely know her… she’s become the face of what we perceive anorexia as. Here’s a disturbing photo array. I want us to remember her for her bravery in speaking out against an industry that virtually encourages anorexia, even now. Remember her for [...]
Next month is my birthday. I have about 6 weeks of being 36 left. I’m told I look younger. This is good news, I like it. Truth be told, I really don’t care about looking “36”. Not yet. I probably will. Likely when it starts to show. When I’m 42. Heh, heh. But you know what? I’ve worked for [...]
Recently, here in the Great White North, a murder trial ended and the accused were sentenced to life. A father and his son killed his daughter, all because she was too progressive to be a good little Islamic girl. Muhammad Parvez and Waqas, his son, murdered Aqsa Parvez on December 10, 2007, in the guise of [...]
We’re witnessing the end of an empire at the box office. Sex and the City 2 is lying there like a dead fish, with all the appeal of a used-up 45-year-old prostitute after a night of chasing 8-balls with gin after running the line for a sex-train at a frat party. Naturally, Hollywood is CONVINCED it’s [...]
In 2006, I asked my doctor about getting my tubes tied so I wouldn’t have to worry about exploding with toddlers. I was 30. He said no, that if a woman hasn’t had a child already, they typically won’t tie tubes when a woman’s under 35. I’ll be 37 this fall and nothing has changed: My [...]
I’m tired of women who get into a relationship, lose all of themselves in the man, the relationship ends in a matter of weeks, they come apart at the seams, and it’s “Oh, I’ll never love again.” Please. Get serious. And to moan and piss and whine like this publicly, on social media sites? Please. Get serious. [...]