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Tag Archives: beauty
Next month is my birthday. I have about 6 weeks of being 36 left. I’m told I look younger. This is good news, I like it. Truth be told, I really don’t care about looking “36”. Not yet. I probably will. Likely when it starts to show. When I’m 42. Heh, heh. But you know what? I’ve worked for [...]
I want to be a sex goddess. I know: I’ll buy teeth-whitening strips. That’ll do it. Skill? Who needs skill? Communication strategies? Pshaw! No, I just need white teeth. This is what the media would have you believe, isn’t it? Hey, she must be an all-American girl. See how white her teeth are? Geez. She really is [...]