About Steff
This is my interstellar craft of truth and wit. Buckle up. If you want celebrity gossip, this is not the blog for you. If you want comfortable postings that’ll fill you with happy fuzzy thoughts about the world at large, or self-help guru shit, this is not the blog for you.
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Tag Archives: biographical
Aug
06
2005
Damien: Part One
Meet Damien, a punk-rock boy, and this, our tale of fucking. A testimony to that rare unforgettable one-night stand we all deserve at least one of. (The image isn’t him, just someone who evokes his style, by some uncredited photog, that I found on the web. Damien was taller, broader, more imposing. More my type.) And [...]
Aug
03
2005
Kissy-Kissy
Sleep unable to find me, I lie naked under my sheets, a hand across my breasts, the other stretched atop my thigh. The dim streetlight filters through my cotton bedroom shades and its shadows dancing on my ceiling are all I see. For I know that when I close my eyes again, you’ll flood back in front [...]
Jul
27
2005
Let the Games Begin
Ah, the inaugural posting. Where to begin? The balls? The shaft? A fine question. But no, we’ll start with something a little less tasty. Let’s go for that age-old question of why. Why the Cunting Linguist. Hmm. Good question. I’ve always enjoyed innuendo. I enjoy batting it around. I love being a tease, sexually and [...]
Damien: Concludes