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Tag Archives: cunnilingus
Mar
01
2006
The Delicate Art of… Face-Sitting?
David E. Kelly starts off with these brilliant shows that eventually get weird and schticky, but so far, Boston Legal is keeping consistently watchable and even loveable. In a recent episode, William Shatner’s effervescent Alzheimer’s victim-warrior lawyer, Denny Crane, states that when his mind rots to the state of a two-year-old child’s, his bride-to-be has [...]
Posted in Battle of the Comments, Being single, Best of Steff, Hollywood, Humour, Kink, Men's Department, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Sex, Society, fantasies, sexuality Also tagged best ways to die, boston legal, david e. kelley, death by snatch, denny crane, dirty old men, dream death, euthanization, euthanized, euthanizing, face-sitting, funny, how to die, how to go, morbid, morbid thoughts, Oral Sex, sitting on his face 16 Comments
This is part four in my opus on cunnilingus. Part one is here, part two is here, and part three is here. Tackling a lover orally can be quite different for the two sexes, not just for the obvious reasons. As far as I’ve been able to discern, sucking dick’s the same no matter how [...]
Posted in Advice, How To Guides, Men's Department, Oral Sex, Sex, Women's Department Also tagged Advice, how to get her off, Oral Sex, sex tips 21 Comments
Aug
30
2005
The Man’s Guide to Cunnilingus Pt. 3
If you’re new to this discussion, read Part One here, Part One-B here, and Part Two here. ___________ We left off with me urging you to get in touch with your inner bastard and enter her for two or three teasing, taunting thrusts before leaving her wanting more. That done, feel free to grin mischeviously and [...]
Posted in Advice, How To Guides, Men's Department, Oral Sex, Questions From Readers, Sex, Women's Department Also tagged Advice, getting her off, how to, Oral Sex 29 Comments
Aug
28
2005
The Man’s Guide to Cunnilingus Pt. 2
I’m assuming you’ve read part one of this? As a preamble to part two, I’d like to get you to read the scene found below from the show Friends. The point is pretty basic: Almost every chick has had the experience where a guy just has no clue how many erogenous zones we have — [...]
Posted in Advice, How To Guides, Men's Department, Oral Sex, Questions From Readers, Sex, Uncategorized, Women's Department Also tagged Advice, getting her off, how to, Oral Sex 25 Comments
Aug
28
2005
The Sex Tips Scene from “Friends”
When this scene originally aired nearly a decade ago, I howled with laughter. I thought it was as true then as it is now, that guys fail to realize just how goddamned much of our bodies can be tagged as erogenous zones. This was from early in the fourth season. I think it’s relevant to [...]
Posted in Advice, General, How To Guides, Men's Department, Oral Sex, Sex, Women's Department Also tagged Advice, getting her off, how to, Oral Sex 5 Comments
On Oral, A Reader Asks: Can I Really Tease Her For More Than An Hour?