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The Age Fairy brought me another birthday. Don’t worry, I won’t spend it all in one place. I got up this morning and I was at least 2.76% wiser. That’s pretty cool. Take what you can get in a recession, eh? All I got for my birthday, really, is this curious sense of “What now?” that [...]
This day, the 15th, is one of my least favourite days of the year for private reasons. I fucking hate it. So, I got to thinking last night as I smoked a joint and continued to write, and this is the rambling ode I had about being single on Valentine’s day, and I dedicate it [...]