About Steff
This is my interstellar craft of truth and wit. Buckle up. If you want celebrity gossip, this is not the blog for you. If you want comfortable postings that’ll fill you with happy fuzzy thoughts about the world at large, or self-help guru shit, this is not the blog for you.
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Tag Archives: Humour
As you may or may not know, I’ve lost 75 pounds and replaced my wardrobe completely at least four times now over the last 20 months, as the economy has slid deeper and deeper and the sales grown far more vast and everpresent. Being a lowly writer-type girl who works to live rather than lives [...]
Posted in Humour, Hygiene & Health, Life 101, Specifically Steff, weight loss Also tagged letterman, recession, top 5 reasons to lose weight in a recession, weightloss 2 Comments
Feb
14
2009
Woe is You? Oh, ho! Woe is US!
I’m giving a few people a stay of execution on Twitter. Soon, the unfollows will commence, as I seek to find new folks to fill my ADHD hours with. Who’s in danger of getting the axe? Anyone who keeps whining. See, I’ll bitch. Bitching’s good. I encourage rants and bitching. I even encourage being argumentative and [...]
Posted in Advice, Best of Steff, Dating, Dimestore Philosophy, Ethics, General, Humour, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Society, Steff Rants, Twitter Also tagged Add new tag, attitude, existentialism, following, negativity, philosophy, pity, Twitter, unfollowing, whining 4 Comments
It’s Rockstar night again. Elimination. Starts in a few. I pick Patrice. I think Storm gets a shakeup. I cannot tell you how much I weirdly relate to this show. I don’t know why. I just want to be in that situation where I get chosen, you know? But this is one of those rare [...]
Posted in Autobiographical, Being me, Dimestore Philosophy, General, Hollywood, Humour, Journalling, Specifically Steff Also tagged balancem unhinged, being honest, column, depression, editing, hanging fun, Journalling, manic, rambling, rockstar, upswing, writing 1 Comment
“Welcome. May I take your order, please?” “Sure! I’ll have a half-order of debauchery, two orders of ethical abandonment, four simultaneous orgasms, a complete absence of scruples, and a double-chocolate shake, please. That’ll hold me over till four. What time’s your drive-thru open till?” “That all depends on the shelling, and the heavy barrage of bullshit [...]
Posted in Battle of the Comments, Best of Steff, Current Events, Humour, Journalling, Religion, Society, Steff Rants Also tagged anderson cooper, cnn, end times, Hollywood, mockery, over the top, panic, propaganda, religious propaganda, religious right, satire 8 Comments
No Fatties: The Ethic of Funny