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Tag Archives: online
A friend of mine laughed at me the other day when I suggested that I was an “oversharer” on the internet. “Hah! You? Oversharing?” Yes, I know. Just a smidge. The thing is, I’m pretty good at toeing a line these days. I don’t tell you what I don’t want you to know. Pretty simple. [...]
show me ur tits. squeeze em. oh, yah, baby. ur so hot. hard now. Ah, the internet: Where the flame of romance never dies. I’ve been talking about masturbation for the last 10 days or so. How can I possibly ignore cybersex? The butt of many jokes, cybersex is still vastly overlooked for its potential to destroy [...]