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Tag Archives: RIP
A few days ago, Gary Coleman died. Before Gary even died, the jokes were flying — mocking him, his lifelong health problems, and spreading word of his death before the end even came. Instead of wishing for his survival before the aneurysm took his life, all of Twitter was cracking jokes and mocking the on-his-deathbed Coleman. [...]
I haven’t been funny in days. I’m moody and full of vitamin-Cunt tonight. I couldn’t figure it out. What’s eating me? Why am I spiralling into a darker and darker place? Why do I hate the idea of attending any of the 3 parties to which I was invited tonight? Why does the idea of just being [...]