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Tag Archives: wtf
Jul
25
2006
RANT(ish): Fuck that Couch!
My couch is gone. My piece of shit, black vinyl couch is gone. In its place is a new, black-and-blue cloth (presumably piece of shit but thus far unproven as such) couch that I was given as a warranty replacement. Also gone is its history. All those nights spent cuddling with cute guys, the dirty [...]
Posted in Autobiographical, Being me, Being single, Consumerism, Dating, Depression, Dimestore Philosophy, Journalling, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Psychology & Moods, Self-Love & Self-Esteem, Society, Specifically Steff, Steff Rants, casual sex, keeping it real, relationships, sexuality, writing Also tagged Being single, Dating, exorcism, getting over him, getting over it, getting rid of demons, moving on, new furniture, single, singleness, Society, stuck in single, stupidity 10 Comments
Jul
19
2006
RANT: On the Rag with The Goddesses
Okay, I’m into the whole love-yoself-sistah feminist self-worship thing and all that, to an extent. This sort of thing blows my mind. Personally, if I was 12 or 13, and I had a granola-chomping mother who was foisting this “love your period, love your womanhood” crap down my throat, I’d spontaneously combust. I hate when [...]
Posted in Autobiographical, Battle of the Comments, Best of Steff, Modern Feminism, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Society, Steff Rants, Women's Department, feminism, keeping it real, sexuality Also tagged being a woman, bleeding, earth mother, foolishness, frou frou, granola, hippies, marketing, menstruating, menstruation, mentality, mother, mother earth, mother goddess, pads, periods, PMS, rant 14 Comments
May
04
2006
RANT: Another Fucking Bad Hair Day
I should be leaving for an appointment right this very second, but I’m SO mad! I HATE my hair. There is nothing worse (esteem-wise) than bad hair days. Except maybe bloating days, but We Don’t Talk Of Such Things. I splurged. I came into a few bucks and went to my fancy-pants expensive hair guy, paid [...]
Posted in Autobiographical, Being me, Specifically Steff, Steff Rants Also tagged bad hair day, hair, hair cuts, hairstyle, moany, pissy, rant, shut up, snivelling, stupidity, style, whiners, whining 5 Comments
Mar
10
2006
Etiquette for Restaurants: Part 2
This is part two of the basic etiquette for restaurant dates. It began with a rant here, and continued with part one here. First, a couple addendums raised in part one’s comments: A. As mentioned by an anonymous commenter after the first posting, if you’re picking your date up, do not call her and tell [...]
Posted in Advice, Battle of the Comments, Best of Steff, Communication, Dating, Education, Etiquette, Food & Recipes, How To Guides, Life 101, Men's Department, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Questions From Readers, Society, Women's Department, keeping it real, slow Also tagged battle of the sexes, chivalry, dining, dining etiquette, eating, equality, Etiquette, feminism, how to act, how to be chivalrous, how to behave, how to dine out, how to sit, manners, manners today, modern man, modern manners, modern men, napkins, restaurant behaviour, restaurants, Society, stupidity, what not to do, what to do 12 Comments
Can I Get an “Amen”?