“Lightning kills five at funeral.”
You know the old ‘can’t take it with you when you’re dead’ saying? Yeah, well, if you play your weather cards right, you might just get to take a few out with you. Gee. Remind me to turn down more rainy-day funerals.
You can take it with you. California just passed a new law stating that you must take it with you because all the landfills are piling up with dead people’s shit.