About Steff
This is my interstellar craft of truth and wit. Buckle up. If you want celebrity gossip, this is not the blog for you. If you want comfortable postings that’ll fill you with happy fuzzy thoughts about the world at large, or self-help guru shit, this is not the blog for you.
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Tag Archives: cunting linguist
Oct
11
2008
Welcome to the New Digs!
Hey, world. You’ve reached the work-in-progress temporary new home of SmutandSteff.com. We’re having incredible difficulties in getting my URL sorted out. It’s still going to be at least two days before that sorts out. I’m figuring a week or so. I’ve given up being upset about it. I am, however, upset that a reader and e-friend [...]
I did the first Get to Know Yer Blogger because I was too exhausted to think in linear fashion. But then I had fun doing it. I figure, what the hell, let’s keep this wagon wheel rolling. I don’t live the wildest of lives, but it’s interesting enough. And writing these sorts of snippets all hodge-podged [...]
Posted in Best of Steff, Dating, Journalling, Sex, Specifically Steff Also tagged factoids, get to know your blogger, scribe called steff, trivia Leave a comment
Aug
19
2008
Get to Know Yer Blogger
I feel like telling you random things about me, mostly because I’m too fucking tired to string coherent thoughts together, so “abstract” works spiff for me. And I’m not writing about sex today, so, y’know. Mental break. :) So, in no particular order, some of the things you probably don’t know about me and my life. [...]
Posted in Best of Steff, General, Journalling, Specifically Steff Also tagged childhood, factoids, getting to know me, scribe called steff, things you don't know 7 Comments
May
10
2008
Fuck The Pope.
The Catholic Church continues to dwell in the dark ages. Chillin’ in Rome on Saturday, Pope Benedict has again, and very adamantly, praised Humanae vitae, the 1968 Catholic document that declared the sanctity of human life in all its forms, including sperm and eggs, and thus issuing a Church-wide opposition to use of artificial birth [...]
Posted in AIDS & STDs, Battle of the Comments, Best of Steff, Life 101, Modern Feminism, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Politics, Religion, Sex, keeping it real Also tagged AIDS, catholic churck, fuck the pope, HIV, pope, smut and steff, smutandsteff, steff, stupidity 13 Comments
Jul
27
2005
Let the Games Begin
Ah, the inaugural posting. Where to begin? The balls? The shaft? A fine question. But no, we’ll start with something a little less tasty. Let’s go for that age-old question of why. Why the Cunting Linguist. Hmm. Good question. I’ve always enjoyed innuendo. I enjoy batting it around. I love being a tease, sexually and [...]
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