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Tag Archives: new furniture
My couch is gone. My piece of shit, black vinyl couch is gone. In its place is a new, black-and-blue cloth (presumably piece of shit but thus far unproven as such) couch that I was given as a warranty replacement. Also gone is its history. All those nights spent cuddling with cute guys, the dirty [...]