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A few days ago, Gary Coleman died. Before Gary even died, the jokes were flying — mocking him, his lifelong health problems, and spreading word of his death before the end even came. Instead of wishing for his survival before the aneurysm took his life, all of Twitter was cracking jokes and mocking the on-his-deathbed Coleman. [...]
I should be leaving for an appointment right this very second, but I’m SO mad! I HATE my hair. There is nothing worse (esteem-wise) than bad hair days. Except maybe bloating days, but We Don’t Talk Of Such Things. I splurged. I came into a few bucks and went to my fancy-pants expensive hair guy, paid [...]