I’ve been very, very bad.
I ordered cable. I’ve been burning out on a lot of fronts in my life, despite really enjoying how it’s all going. I copped out and ordered cable. Last night, what a wonderful thing: I was surfing channels and happened upon a very arousing sex scene in a Latin movie.
And this was what I was missing: Spontaneous masturbation. Gotta love the cable.
The Cunt needs your questions. Comment with a question or email me a question, but either way, bring it on.
(Oh, and no, I’m not really into spanking. It amuses me, but hey.)