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ED. NOTE: This posting is meant for people who say “FML” and mean it. Like they say, people love the internet because they get to whine on it, and that’s fine. Go ahead, grumble. Just be interesting about it! And don’t be some snivelling fuckwit hyperbolizing and going “FML” because you woke up 30 minutes [...]
I should be leaving for an appointment right this very second, but I’m SO mad! I HATE my hair. There is nothing worse (esteem-wise) than bad hair days. Except maybe bloating days, but We Don’t Talk Of Such Things. I splurged. I came into a few bucks and went to my fancy-pants expensive hair guy, paid [...]