Got my period. Cramps. Grr.
The good news is, last month I was in end-of-the-world agony with my period, as it’s the worst thing to get with a blown back. But this month? It’s just your typical cramps. Which means I’m just your typical cunt right now. Your typical cunt with a vastly improved back, doing laundry and watching news. Yay?
Here’s a great old-school graphic I found that sums everything up nicely. You may put my martini on the table, slave. Spank, spank. Thanks for playing.