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Tag Archives: rant
Okay, I’m into the whole love-yoself-sistah feminist self-worship thing and all that, to an extent. This sort of thing blows my mind. Personally, if I was 12 or 13, and I had a granola-chomping mother who was foisting this “love your period, love your womanhood” crap down my throat, I’d spontaneously combust. I hate when [...]
I should be leaving for an appointment right this very second, but I’m SO mad! I HATE my hair. There is nothing worse (esteem-wise) than bad hair days. Except maybe bloating days, but We Don’t Talk Of Such Things. I splurged. I came into a few bucks and went to my fancy-pants expensive hair guy, paid [...]
So, a comment was left on yesterday’s post, and it went to the effect of this: Steff, I have to say it’s kinda’ creepy or something.…..with you writing about your guy and your guy adding comments to your blog. I know it’s a free world and people can do anything they want. But, this Blog is beginning [...]
I wrote this late last night, when I should have been in bed. I was out for coffee this morning when The Guy emailed me with a link and said, “This will make you very angry.” Rightly so. It turns out the Supreme Court of the US has decided not to hear a case on [...]
Oh, I love irony. Tonight, I had this date lined up with this guy, who I was totally apprehensive about. He was one of these guys who grills you about everything, questions everything, and was pretty antagonistic. I thought, “Oh, maybe it’ll mellow when I meet him.” First, he bails on me. So, against my better judgment, [...]
I’m doing the online dating thing. Let me say ONE THING: Your opening line is EVERYTHING, boys. So, the guy who just opened with: “May I have your panties?” Uh… Where to even begin on the lameness scale for that one? Remember, “block this person” is the most valuable tool you have when doing the online [...]