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Category Archives: Masturbation
My good friends at VibeReview sent me some pretty toys earlier this month, and the one I couldn’t wait to get playing with first was this beautiful toy pictured here. The Gigi Pleasure Object could also have another name: “Your New Best Friend.” This thing is to sex toys what the iPOD is to music. [...]
Is there anything more fun than walking out a postal outlet knowing that, under your arms, is a big-ass box of sex toys, and no one there has a clue? My local postal outlet’s in a 7–11. So there I am, walking out with a box of orgasms under my arm, and everyone else has got [...]
[Steff note: This posting began as an attempt for me to try and explain a little why women should act out loud when they’re masturbating in the privacy of home — thrusting, grabbing at their breasts and ass, grunting, whatever it takes… but it got a lot deeper and a lot bigger than just a [...]
A storm is brewing. The air is thick, heavy, clinging,and almost chewy. Now and then a salt-laden breeze sweeps through my apartment, bringing a fragment of relief. And then it goes away, and all that’s left is this ominous forbearance of a change about to rain down on us, literally. I love when a storm [...]
I was sent the following question in a comment this morning, and yes, they were right, it is an interesting topic to write about. Time’s not on my side today, so this is a quick take on the question… a question that could unleash some interesting discussion, and I hope it does. I decided that I [...]
(Fun for everyone! I forgot that I have a few things in my stores I can post, like this review:) You know I’m a fan of voyeurism, but sometimes the best voyeurism is the one where no one even knows what’s going down. An egg, an itty-bitty harmless egg came in my mail lately, and while [...]