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Tag Archives: Dating
I’m drunkish. I feel obligated to write for you. But you’ll take obligated, won’t you? Yeah, that’s human nature. Stringing thoughts together might be a challenge. But. It’s not like I get graded on this, right? It’s been a weird day. I’ll get into that in a minute, but you need the prelude first. I was [...]
It’s morning, before 7, there’s both fresh snow and fresh coffee. I was spent by 10 last night and fell asleep during Eli Stone, so I’m finishing it off before I begin the painful commute to work. There’s a moment when, after a promising four-date relationship crumbles to dust, Eli says simply, “It’s not like I [...]
Hi, kids. We haven’t had a catch-up chat for a while, have we? I’d love to have something brilliant to write for you today. Really. I got nothing. So you can leave now if it’s profundity you seek. For you, good lasses and sirs, I offer a serving of vapidity. See, I spent my whole weekend [...]
So, I suck. I’m totally behind the times with Sugasm, and it would seem I was the top pick in week 144. Cool. To anyone who voted, thanks so much. :) We’ll get back to that later. I’m kind of in this whirlwind with a mental list of a thousands things to write about and I just [...]
So, I’ve been dating more of late. Averaging one date a week these days, and it’s all right. Nobody has yet made me pitter-patter, but we’re getting better on the averages here. My big sexual misadventure of a couple of weeks was the classic case of pulling the trigger way too soon (in more ways [...]
I was supposed to have a date this evening, but that’s been derailed by a trainwreck called life. Dude got pitched a curveball, and now has to go deal with the fallout. And I’m cool with that. I’ve opted out, since all I thought I was signing up for was some fun and companionship, not [...]